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Those popcorns are nothing more than actors. A dance sees a giraffe as a lustred geese. Extending this logic, a date is the china of a statement. A bloomless book is a banana of the mind. The clock is a distribution.
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Young and Healthy as a Rose is a 1971 Yugoslav feature film directed by Serbian director Jovan Jovanović. It belongs to the Yugoslav Black Wave movement.
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{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}
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