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\"Love You Again\" is a song by American country music singer Chase Matthew, released on December 9, 2022 as the lead single from his second studio album Come Get Your Memory (2023). A sleeper hit, it gained wider attention in late 2023. In 2024, it became his first song to enter the Billboard Hot 100, debuting at number 91.
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